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Iamjohn's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 42 (From
14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 775 Points
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
Unlocked 5/23/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Meat is Murder
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power
Unlocked 5/23/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/225 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
Unlocked 7/17/09
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/155 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)
Communist in Space
Qvit Stalin
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated
Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Beat the game
50 Points Beat the game
Over 9000
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Darnell's Recount
DownForwardPunch
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin
Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Evil Dead
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks...
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount
50 Points
Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can!
50 Points
Beat the game.
Must be the Afro.
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/415 points)
Madness Regent
A Winner is You
Unlocked 4/25/09
25 Points Defeat the boss and win the game!
25 Points Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Notepad Drawing Collab 09
ARTIST
Unlocked 7/4/09
5 Points View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
5 Points View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
HARRAH
10 Points
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
SUCHO
25 Points
ARRGH
BIGJONNY-13
50 Points
Twice the raping power!
AUSTIN
100 Points
SuperFlyCat
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Pico Blast
Gretel
Unlocked 4/27/09
5 Points Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
5 Points Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Nine-tacle
10 Points
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
UFOh Noes!
10 Points
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Brain-muffin
25 Points
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Magma-nimous
25 Points
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
To Safety
25 Points
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 2/28/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 2/28/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
Unlocked 3/1/09
10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
Unlocked 3/3/09
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 11/23 (100/540 points)
Red Moon
Art Piece
Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points Collect 1 concept art.
10 Points Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction
10 Points
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Mere 5
Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points Defeat 5 enemies.
10 Points Defeat 5 enemies.
Sound of Music
Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points Collect 1 sound track.
10 Points Collect 1 sound track.
Art Collector
25 Points
Collect all concept art.
Halfway There
25 Points
Complete half of the game.
Killer 30
Unlocked 4/23/09
25 Points Defeat 30 enemies.
25 Points Defeat 30 enemies.
Sound Guru
25 Points
Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em
50 Points
Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King
50 Points
Complete the game.
Slayer 80
50 Points
Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter
100 Points
Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity
100 Points
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (55/490 points)